Hey, I’M PAYT

& I’m not afraid to be bad at stuff.

To prove it, here’s a list of things I’ve sucked at:

• GYMNASTICS— broke my arm in the sixth grade doing a cartwheel

• DRIVING— three tire replacements this year & counting

• COOKING— put water and oil together trying to make gyoza for the first time and started a small house fire

• CONVERSING— typically can’t talk to someone without referencing a TikTok that made me laugh

• COPYWRITING— used to be fully unaware of the difference between a headline & tagline

Why I am not afraid, you ask?

Because sucking at something is the first step to being sort-of-good at something. And I want to see what happens when I’m great.